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[Nicola has revealed a DoSAC-caused catastrophe to an on-the-record journalist]

Fuck’s sake! Jesus Christ! Well, now we’ve got another fucking adjective to add to fucking ‘smug’ and ‘glum’, haven’t we? ‘FUCKING RETARDED’! Jesus Christ! Do you not think it would be germane to check who you’re talking to? It’s a fucking newspaper office! It’s not a fucking sanatorium for the fucking deaf, is it? Are you so dense?! Am I gonna have to run around slapping badges on people with a big tick on some and a big cross on others so you know when to shut your gob and when to open it?! Jesus Christ! Oh, but that’d probably confuse you as well, won’t it? That’d be too confusing, you’d see the cross and go ‘oh, fuck, X marks the spot, better tell this little person about the Prime Minister’s fucking catastrophic erectile dysfunction!’ Oh, but not to worry, not to worry. You’ve sent fucking Ollie over there to deal with it. Fucking Ollie! He’s a fucking knitted scarf, that twat, he’s a fucking balaclava!